Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.