Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.