What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...