Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...