Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...