Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...