The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...