Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...