Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...