Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...