You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!