The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...