Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...