Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...