Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...