A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...