Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...