Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...