Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...