Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...