Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....