Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...