Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...