Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.