Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...