Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...