What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
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New submarine Ensign
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If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
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Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...