The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...