If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...