Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!