I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...