Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...