Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.