What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...