Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
man to do situps
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