Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...