The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...