Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...