dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...