What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...