A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.