How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!