Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...