What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....