If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Twelve days Microsoft
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What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...