Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
He goes up the wall!
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The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
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