Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...