Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...