What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...