New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...